Funny Exam Answers... but the Results Won't Be :=)

Boy! It's more than a month since the last update. Been busy with mock paper marking and now the PSLE marking. When school reopens, it'll be the SA2 exam paper marking :)

Anyway, hope you (my pupils and visitors) will be cheered up by the following collection of funny exam answers from candidates. Hope you will be prepared when the time comes to answer instead of doing what the following 'jokers' did (it's so obvious they were not prepared well for the exams).

Enjoy!

PS: Oh and I finally completed the covers for 2009 school diary :) It was a very stressful task considering that everyone's going to see it in the end. And knowing me, I also set a high standard for the design as well.
Oh! And of course no one can get to see it till the entire diary is ready. Hahaha!

I Got Mail....

One of the joys of being a teacher :)

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Hello Mr Danny,

Do you remember me? I'm _________ from 5E 2006. I just thought I'd email you to great you a wonderful Teacher's Day. My apologies for not returning to YTPS during the Teacher's Day celebration. I was away on a holiday.

I still remember those days when you were teaching us. I just want you to know that I enjoyed the classes with you. And your interesting lessons kept me interested in reading and improving my vocabulary. Actually, whatever values I learnt from having you as a teacher has been a great asset for me now.

When I entered Secondary School, everyone I met and got along with very well, spoke good English. Well of course, I too, tried to improve my English. Haha! But well, yeah. English is one of the subjects I'm doing well in right now. In fact, I'm topping my class for English.

Well, hope to see you soon.

Keep in touch.

xoxo

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email reproduced with permission from the author

The Moodle is coming....

The Volume Song!

"length times width times height ..... gives you the volume"

Leave Your Old Self Behind

A lone runner makes his way along a lonely dirt track. A battle rages between the part of him that wants to stop and the part of him that wants to go on. As he pushes himself beyond his old limitations the new self leaves the old self behind.

Thank You for the Well-Wishes!

a well-wish card from most of my ex-P5B 2007 class

Hmmmm..... I wonder what's with the 'volleyball girl' and 'Minotaur' references. Can't say I remember anything about that :)

well-wish from my current class P5 Excellence

Anyway, thank you for the well-wishes and the thoughts you galz and guyz penned down.
I'm touched.

Certificate of Achievement - CA2

"No person ever reached to excellence in any one art or profession without having passed through the slow and painful process of study and preparation."
- Horace